Well Since men are Visual Creatures....

AskMen.com decided to go with the usual judging females by their meat, with the Top 99 Women list. What are they top for? Anyways....I am not covering all them women.  Anything past top ten is irrelevant. That is when they just add women because they exist and are skinny, not because they are actually anything else other than alive and in the entertainment business.

Here are their Top 10.

10. Miranda Kerr

Has been a Victoria's Secret Angel since 2007, replacing Gisele Bundchen                     

posed nude for a 2009 issue of Australia's Rolling Stone

grew up racing motorbikes on her grandmother's farm

joined "Australia Unites" to raise money for the 2009 bushfires

appears in the music video for "Number One," by Kanye West and Pharrell Williams

9. Eva Mendes

Appeared opposite Nicolas Cage in Werner Herzog's Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans in 2009                    

plays Will Ferrell's wife in the upcoming comedy The Other Guys, also starring Mark Wahlberg

teamed up with Keira Knightley and Sam Worthington for the upcoming Last Night, a film that rivals Closer in its portrayal of infidelity

had an advertisement for Calvin Klein banned because of an exposed nipple

has posed topless for Vogue Italia

 8. Cheryl Cole

Released her debut album, 3 Words, in October of 2009                    

plans to reunite with Girls Aloud in the studio in 2010

replaced Sharon Osbourne as a judge on The X Factor

is often referred to in England as "the nation's new sweetheart"

Lily Allen wrote a cheeky song inspired by Cheryl called "Cheryl Tweedy"

7.  Penelope Cruz

Won the Academy Award for Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role for her role in Vicky Cristina Barcelona                    

is Spanish director Pedro Almodovar' muse

is in a long-term relationship with No Country for Old Men star Javier Bardem

was nominated for an Academy Award for her role in Volver

stars opposite Oscar darling Daniel Day-Lewis in Nine

6.  Beyonce

Married longtime beau and one of the coolest men alive, Jay-Z, in 2008. Guess he listened to us when we named her our No. 1 girl in 2007.                    

keeps her private life private and won't speak about her relationships to the press

made $37.4 million on her I Am... Tour in 2009

addressed Kanye West' Taylor Swift diss at the MTV Video Awards by calling Swift on stage to "have her moment" when she won Video of the Year

ranked No. 1 on Forbes' list of the Best-Paid Celebs Under 30 in 2009

5.  Jessica Alba 

Will reteam with writer/director Robert Rodriguez for the assassin movie Machete                    

gave birth to a baby girl, Honor Marie, in 2008 and still has the same smoking figure she had from the Dark Angel days

made a guest appearance as herself on the 2009 episode of The Office called "Stress Relief"

plays a prostitute in 2010's The Killer Inside Me opposite golden boy Casey Affleck

will star in Valentine's Day just in time for Valentine's Day -- a movie we promise both you and your girl can agree on

4. Alessandra Ambrosia

Wore lingerie made entirely of candy for the 2005 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show                    

stayed in Gisele Bundchen's apartment when she first moved to New York

participated in the 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show just three months after giving birth to a baby girl

appeared with fellow Victoria's Secret Angels Adriana Lima, Selita Ebanks, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, and Heidi Klum on an episode of How I Met Your Mother is the National Ambassador for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society

3.  Kate Beckinsale

Speaks English, French and Russian                    

had us hot for vampires long before Twilight and True Blood by sporting a rubber catsuit in Underworld

appeared opposite Robert De Niro and Sam Rockwell in 2009' dramedy Everybody' Fine

was chosen as Esquire magazine' "Sexiest Woman Alive" in 2009

is rumored to be attached to 2011' Underworld 4

2. Marisa Miller

Was discovered by Mario Testino, one of the most famous photographers in the world                    

is currently one of the famous Victoria's Secret Angels

appeared on the cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition sans bikini top

kept us up-to-date in 2009, thanks to her Sports Illustrated "Best of Marisa Miller" calendar

ran a surf school in California before becoming a serious model

1. Emmanuelle Chriqui  (WHO?)

Starred in the famous "Three's Company" episode of Entourage                    

will star with three of Hollywood' toughest guys in 13: Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham and Alexander Skarsgard

will play one of the leads in the all-star cast of 2010' Georgia, a film about the war between Russia and Georgia

speaks both English and French fluently

is a first-generation Canadian, after both her parents immigrated from Morocco

Well that was rather anticlimactic...

I guess bright is right. 


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